1. Thou shall sit at the counter.
2. Thou shall not whine when all the booths are taken.
3. Thou shall eat a hearty breakfast any time of the day.
4. Thou shall tip thy server generously.
5. Thou shall compliment the chef for a delicious meal.
6. Thou shall not linger for hours over one cup of coffee.
7. Thou shall not worship fast-food outlets.